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“And now let’s hear from Alastair, a Year Eight student. He enjoys math and rugby.” Alastair walks up to the podium and thanks us all for coming. He is tall, blond and tan, wearing a white dress shirt, necktie, and shorts. “I love it here. I’ve … [Continue reading] about Leave Them Kids Alone
One “I never wanted to tell you this but I stopped doing those yoga videos.” “What?” “You know how I go downstairs after dinner and do those videos?” “I know, your yoga.” “You always say it’s good for me.” “But I hear it on, that gay guy telling you … [Continue reading] about Two Stories
The first thing I notice at Bogan Bingo is the bouncer’s fake tattoo: “Dilligaf.” I ask him what it means. “Does it look like I give a fuck?” he growls. Wow, that’s rude. As I make my way to the bar, it makes sense. The event, held at our local … [Continue reading] about Bogan Bingo
The Rotunda restaurant in San Francisco features service often found in Paris and I mean this in a good way – the wait staff is knowledgeable, over 40, and elegant in a manner that is neither ironic nor snobby. Plus, they use the scrape-y thing to … [Continue reading] about Style Guide
I am wondering whether or not it’s appropriate to watch Magic Mike XXL while sitting next to your children on an airplane. I’m just asking for a friend. We are on our way back to Perth, via Singapore, via Seoul. Flight time is approximately 6200 … [Continue reading] about In-flight