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In case you are wondering, if you deposit an Australian 10-cent coin into a San Francisco parking meter, you get one minute. The 10-cent coin features the Queen on one side and on the other, a male lyrebird, tail feathers on display. Lyrebirds mimic … [Continue reading] about The Trip Of All Trips
I can’t help it, I have to ask. “Has anyone ever told you that you look like David Duchovny?” The man smiles. “My nickname is Fox.” It makes perfect sense that Agent Fox Mulder, a specialist in solving paranormal mysteries, is sitting across from me … [Continue reading] about The Truth Is Out There
“Remove your clothes from the waist down and hop up on the table. Let me know when you’re ready, sound good?” She smiles reassuringly and pulls the modesty curtain between us. This is a doctor I can get behind. Or sprawl in front of. I am at a local … [Continue reading] about Doctor Hoo-Ha
We’ve just got things. We’re getting older and we’ve got things. You have that weird thing you’re getting help for, and I have this thing that keeps happening and it needs to stop happening. You need to see someone. I need to see someone. I need to … [Continue reading] about Things
I once taught myself to like cottage cheese by eating one spoonful every morning for a month. In the beginning, I would gag. Between the chunky consistency of milk gone bad, the yellowish liquid layer on top, and a smell that manages to be both … [Continue reading] about The Call Is Coming from Inside the Tent